Friday, May 2, 2014

Entering Alaska, 5/2/2014

I enter Alaska, and now I've been to all fifty states.

I had bought a bunch of produce in Whitehorse because I was jonesing for fresh food. Then most of it got confiscated at the US/Canada border. I wish I had known; I would have eaten it all first. But it's probably best that some schoolbus full of innocent children was saved from being decimated by apple anthrax through my wanton depraved act of attempted produce mayhem.

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